Category Archives: That Time

That Time I Nearly Drowned.

Memory is a strange old thing, really…. Taking a ridiculously late walk to Asda my mind wandered off into a familiar territory of guilt in regards to neglecting my blog. The content is all there, ready to be written…. Musings, … Continue reading

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April Fools Special! That Time I Stalked My Mother.

I am not a very mature person. I’d love to bullshit you right off the bat and paint myself in a mysteriously sophisticated light, I truly would but unfortunately there has never been much of a moment in my life … Continue reading

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That Time We Went Out On Valentine’s Night

Valentines day 2016. 9.21am. I woke up, still in the clothes from the night before, minus the fact that somehow through the mysteries of said night I had changed shirts and worn a fluorescent yellow tee shirt that had not … Continue reading

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That Time I Got Conned By A Christmas Stall.

I love Christmas. I love most things about it. The silly decorations, hearing Slade 6000 times a day, the general festive glow and aura that fills the air. Pretty much everything. Christmas shopping however, is something I’m in two mindsets … Continue reading

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That Time I Drunkenly Got Locked Out.

How many times have I, or will I in the future start a blog entry by describing how dazed, confused and hungover I am? Well here’s another one. Only this time, instead of being awoken by the suns optimistic shine … Continue reading

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That Time We Went Ghost Hunting.

I wake up, the world is still spinning, the room has empty vodka and rum bottles scattered across the floor, the fake blood setting under my nails for the next four days, face full of smudged eyeliner, and an ever … Continue reading

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That Time I Got Lost Because Of A Selfie.

30/05/16 I’m not going to sit here and bullshit you by saying that I make the smartest of decisions 100% of the time. In fact on the contrary you could say that it would be surprising to a lot of … Continue reading

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