Author Archives: danodanz

About danodanz

26 year old British guy who moans, goes on tangents, rants about inane things and gets himself into all sorts of bizarre situations. Despite this everyone loves him.

This is probably going to be the final entry in this blog.

A few nights ago I had a dream. I was in the office in work, two co-workers were in with me, one just pottering in the corridor outside, I was talking my usual work-gibberish as if it wasn’t even a … Continue reading

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That Time I Nearly Drowned.

Memory is a strange old thing, really…. Taking a ridiculously late walk to Asda my mind wandered off into a familiar territory of guilt in regards to neglecting my blog. The content is all there, ready to be written…. Musings, … Continue reading

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Dan Is Socially Inept: The Second Compendium.

One of my first entries upon starting this blog was one which I felt advertised me in both the wrong and correct light. The Socially Awkward Compendium, a collection of previous Facebook Status’s detailing awkward situations in which I somehow … Continue reading

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April Fools Special! That Time I Stalked My Mother.

I am not a very mature person. I’d love to bullshit you right off the bat and paint myself in a mysteriously sophisticated light, I truly would but unfortunately there has never been much of a moment in my life … Continue reading

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That Time We Went Out On Valentine’s Night

Valentines day 2016. 9.21am. I woke up, still in the clothes from the night before, minus the fact that somehow through the mysteries of said night I had changed shirts and worn a fluorescent yellow tee shirt that had not … Continue reading

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That Time I Got Conned By A Christmas Stall.

I love Christmas. I love most things about it. The silly decorations, hearing Slade 6000 times a day, the general festive glow and aura that fills the air. Pretty much everything. Christmas shopping however, is something I’m in two mindsets … Continue reading

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The Last Of Us has turned me into a filthy, filthy hypocrite

This posts contains serious spoilers for The Last Of Us. Don’t be dumb and read it if you’re playing through it. Four in the morning, slumped on my living room floor laying up against the front of the sofa, PS3 … Continue reading

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