Monthly Archives: September 2016

That Time I Got Lost Because Of A Selfie.

30/05/16 I’m not going to sit here and bullshit you by saying that I make the smartest of decisions 100% of the time. In fact on the contrary you could say that it would be surprising to a lot of … Continue reading

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The Single Life of Dan: Episode 02: Breaking News.

With little to no shame whatsoever, I would say that I’m one that quite enjoys drama in many shapes and forms. Me and Stace would gasp upon seeing some of the bizarre scandals that would take place on either Facebook. … Continue reading

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The Enchantress from Beauty and the Beast Needs To Chill The Fuck Out.

With great power comes great responsibility. That’s a quote we’re all too familiar with. One in which we associate with those who would actually use said powers with the grace and delicacy that you’d expect a hero to have. Never … Continue reading

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Dan Vs The World: Jehovah’s Witnesses.

“It’s me and you against the world, baby” Words muttered by every chav couple that had been together for the best part of two months (their third attempt at being a decent couple too) Why they feel the need to … Continue reading

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The Single Life Of Dan: Episode 01:Rise and Fall.

It’s just like you see in the movies, isn’t it? A young, happy go lucky, party going kid meets a girl. They hit it off and become instant friends, over the course of time however they realise there’s something there. … Continue reading

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That Time There Was A Home Invasion

  2004 My dad moved around a lot during my early teenage years, all of them pretty dodgy looking places truth be told. Funnily enough back then these places seemed so far away, yet I’m pretty sure I walk past … Continue reading

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Blog Regulars (Blogulars?): Dan

  A lot of these blog posts are reminiscent posts, some sordid and some treasured memories. As such I’ll be referencing the ‘recurring characters’ in my posts as if I’m telling these stories to a mutual friend, which is all … Continue reading

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