Monthly Archives: August 2016

That Time A Fat Woman Broke My Toe

Holidays can be a tricky business really, especially if you’re a 14 year old. There’s no precise middle ground when it comes to them, you’re either tagging along with your parents, lounging by a pool for six hours a day … Continue reading

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That Time Some Bloke Tried to Groom Me

Fifteen is quite a strange time for anybody, really. You’re in sniffing distance of possible dependency, just a few arduous hurdles to go and then you’re starting a new race in adulthood, but first you’ve got to deal with the … Continue reading

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Really Shit Dory Plushes.

Currently residing on my bed lives more plushes and teddies than any self respecting 26 year old man would admit. This ‘gang’ of sorts also boasts a few Disney critters in the name of Abu, Baymax and Simba. That said, … Continue reading

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Dan Random Reviews: Vase.

Purchased from: Sainsburys. Regular Retail Price: £35 Discounted Price: £10 Lately I’ve been taking a bit more pride in my room, after all your bedroom is essentially the window to ones soul, and not only that but providing like me, … Continue reading

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That Time Breakfast Was A Disaster

Nobody wakes up and expects their entire life to change within a cruel instant…. Think about your daily morning routine. Wake up, have a coffee, breakfast, shower, brush your teeth, get changed and head off to work perhaps? Whatever your … Continue reading

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